happiest:

do u ever wonder what a famous person is doing at this very moment in time

(via pizza)

officialunitedstates:

armagetto:

officialunitedstates:

the hardest part about being in the fbi is remembering all the acronyms.  fbi?  i have no idea what that stands for.  lol?  what is that

Federal Bureau of Investigation

thanks i’m an absolute idiot so this helped a lot

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

(Source: foodtrucker, via pizza)

kimpissible:

i posted this status in 2009 when i was 11 and it is still true to this day

image

(via borinq)

brownnipplebraggadocio:

kamabr:

sometimes he wants to sing but he’s really tired and this happens

Current feelings.

(via owlapin)

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

(via circumcising)

sassykardashian:

when did midnight become the prime time to start all homework

(Source: sassykardashian, via pizza)

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

(via circumcising)

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

(via helioscentrifuge)

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

(via denotive)

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